Packed with immersive aromas, this 9oz scented candle is the perfect mix of humor and comfort. The label says it all: “Smells like I tried today. Spoiler: I didn’t.” Whether you’re gifting it to a friend, brightening your own space, or adding it to a cozy self-care routine, this candle is designed to make people smile.
Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, each candle is hand-poured into a sleek glass jar with a glossy, permanent label. Measuring 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm), it fits effortlessly on desks, countertops, or coffee tables. With a burn time of 50–60 hours, you’ll enjoy days of relaxing fragrance and flickering light.
Choose from nine aromatic scents, including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Clean Cotton, White Sage & Lavender, and more. Each scent has the same creamy wax color, giving a clean, modern look no matter which fragrance you pick.
Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts, this candle is ASTM-compliant for safety standards and crafted to be both stylish and long-lasting.
Features
9oz premium scented candle in a reusable glass jar
Label: “Smells like I tried today. Spoiler: I didn’t.”
100% natural soy wax blend & cotton wick
Burn time: approx. 50–60 hours
One size: 2.8″ × 3.5″ (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Glossy, permanent adhesive label
Available in nine scents (same wax color for all)
Assembled in the USA, globally sourced parts
ASTM safety compliant
Why It Stands Out
This is a conversation starter. The sarcastic label makes it a funny coworker gift, birthday surprise, or holiday stocking stuffer, while the high-quality soy wax blend ensures it burns clean and evenly. Whether it’s sitting in your kitchen, bedroom, or office, it delivers both fragrance and a little comic relief.