Cozy Comfort Meets Dark Humor
 
Looking for the perfect way to stay warm this winter while showing off your holiday spirit with a dash of dark humor? Look no further than the "Dead Tired But Still Festive" hoodie! This one-of-a-kind design will get you feeling the holiday vibes—even if you're a little dead inside.
 
The Comfort Scoop
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation at its finest. Made from a thick cotton and polyester mix, it’s plush, soft, and warm—the perfect companion for chilly days spent sipping hot cocoa by the fire (or recovering from holiday exhaustion). Here's why it's a must-have:
 
Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)—ideal for keeping you cozy and snug on frosty mornings.
50% cotton, 50% polyester—the perfect blend for durability and softness.
Spacious kangaroo pocket—keeping your hands warm or holding your favorite holiday treats.
Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood—adding a touch of style to your festive getup.
 
Looking Sharp—Even When You’re Dead Tired
The classic fit ensures you’ll be comfortable whether you’re out caroling, binge-watching holiday movies, or just trying to survive the family get-togethers. Plus, that "Dead Tired But Still Festive" design? Thanks to high-quality printing, it pops against the cozy fabric, making sure you’re noticed for your festive spirit (even if you're running on zero sleep).
 
Ethical & Sustainable
We’re proud to offer a hoodie made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan, our trusted supplier, is a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring that every piece is crafted with sustainability in mind. Even the dyes are OEKO-TEX certified, meaning they have a low environmental impact.
 
Ready to Stay Festive?
Whether you’re headed to a holiday party or lounging at home, this hoodie has you covered. Snag your "Dead Tired But Still Festive" sweatshirt today and wear it proudly—because even when you’re exhausted, you’re still bringing the holiday cheer!